From the people who brought you Realtra® (“like a slap in the face”)

Now more than ever, can you afford *not* to protect yourself and your loved ones?

Of course you can’t.

All natural.  No needles.  No “side” effects.  Spiritually distilled with jerked foolsbane and sanctimonious honey.  Virtually guaranteed!

Directions:  Two drops should dispel zombie-induced anxiety.  If you are suffering from multiple-zombie dread, please visit our store.

Order now – while your brain can still function critically.  Find serenity now in a 1 oz. bottle for only $19.95 plus shipping.



But wait.

June is officially “double-tap” month.  Order this month and receive two (2) 1 oz. bottles and we will ship them to you for free (US only).